Movie Review Disclaimers

First thing's first, yes I did go to film school, yes I do have a film degree, yes I have been graded with A+'s on film reviews.

No, that is not the purpose of this site. These reviews will in no way claim to be academic sources of information. These are just my personal thoughts, jokes, and rants on things I watch. I will curse and make minimal typos, run on sentences, keyboard smash, etc.

That being said, if anyone ever condemns me for having bad review format I will personally see to it that Satan smites you from his director's chair.

Enjoy! :)